Thank you for visiting, fellow travelers, in the world of storytelling. I am Jordan Gravewyck, and like many, I desired to be a storyteller ever since I came into this world, stumbling through that mephitic crypt. It took decades for me to collect the life experiences needed to create decent prose. I tell you that it was no easy feat luring my contributors to the examination table. The process has left me older than I am, so I hope you honor the sacrifices by letting my stories devour you.